Before marriage and After marriage

A Husband and Wife are talking just before their marriage, like this:

Husband: At last! I can hardly wait!

Wife: Do you want me to leave?

Husband: No! Don’t even think that.

Wife: Do you love me?

Husband: Of course! Always have and always will!

Wife: Have you ever cheated on me?

Husband: No! Why are you even asking?

Wife: Will you kiss me?

Husband: Every chance I get!

Wife: Will you hit me?

Husband: Hell no! Are you crazy?!

Wife: Can I trust you?

Husband: Yes.

Wife: Oh my Darling!

After marriage their life has changed. Now they speak like this – Just start from below (Oh my Darling!) and go up.
(Taken from a foreign magazine)