A Husband and Wife are talking just before their marriage, like this:
Husband: At last! I can hardly wait!
Wife: Do you want me to leave?
Husband: No! Don’t even think that.
Wife: Do you love me?
Husband: Of course! Always have and always will!
Wife: Have you ever cheated on me?
Husband: No! Why are you even asking?
Wife: Will you kiss me?
Husband: Every chance I get!
Wife: Will you hit me?
Husband: Hell no! Are you crazy?!
Wife: Can I trust you?
Wife: Oh my Darling!
After marriage their life has changed. Now they speak like this – Just start from below (Oh my Darling!) and go up.
(Taken from a foreign magazine)